Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

All dressed down with nowhere to go

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack