You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of