You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation