The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
