Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
