The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused