On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…