Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…