A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
