Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

I want what you want so I want a cow

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business