Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for