You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;