Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
