What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

God is the world’s only super-bower

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

If you Buy it You might Like it

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…