When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success