God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time