Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
