It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…