The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene