A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Let there be light blight and hindsight

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell