We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
I want what you want so I want a cow
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
