I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking