As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
