My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;