Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
