Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…