By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the