When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not