When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold