The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife