The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until