To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves