I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
