When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others