As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
