Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman: