Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything