In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–