Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude