Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief