The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell