You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
