If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
