The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell