Come One, Come All
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
God is the world’s only super-bower
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together