It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score