We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload