All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
