A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
If you Buy it You might Like it
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but