It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…