I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut